THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT JUSTIN

There’s just something about Justin. It’s not that he’s not stylish or that he’s unattractive as he isn’t any of these things. It’s not even that he’s not talented, I mean Michael Jackson impersonators clearly do lucrative business these days. To me Justin just has this face that reads, smug. In other words it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi that makes a man attractive. Arrogance does not maketh the man but confidence does. Timberlake makes music with the best in the industry and is clothed by true maestros in the fashion industry. Stefano Pilati makes sure the finest Yves St Laurent suits are on his body. Gucci and J Lindeberg have all dressed the former Disney Mousekateer but still there is something lacking. It’s not because I believe he isn’t macho enough. I love me a metrosexual man as much as anyone. He rocks this season’s must have slim fitted jeans and trendy grandpa cardigans with as much conviction that someone like him can muster. No matter how hard he tries to bring sexy back, the fact that sexy never even left does not seem to bother this boy. Not only is he not sexy, there is something about him that makes beautiful women completely miserable. Britney dated him infamously for several years, allegedly cheated on him and is now on a downward spiral. Cameron Diaz that ray of Californian ditzy sunshine dated him for three years and rarely smiled when she was photographed with him. Now the stunning actress Jessica Biel whose star is currently on the rise and is normally a jolly girl, looks positively depressed whenever she is seen with him. There is no other reasonable explanation other than it is all down to him and that face of his. Timberlake gives the impression that because he thinks he’s hot and fifteen year old girls think he’s hot then it’s a given that he’s, well…. hot. That is not good enough and I demand a refund.